And The Crowd Goes Wild!

Or not.

 

I think golf fans have to be one of the quietest hardcore fans out there.  I'm not knocking golf.  I've played a full round of 18 hole golf before.  Nevermind the fact that it was a way to get out of work for the day, drink beer and hang out with friends; and disregard the fact that said friends and I drove that golf cart on to surfaces it was never made for.  I had a blast playing golf and I would do it again... someday.

But seriously, do we need to plague Sunday TV lineups with golf broadcasts?  Even the commentators whisper when commentating, and the golfers can't even hear them!  Hell, when I hear a golf on the TV I almost feel as though I have to leave the room just flatulate.  Almost.

 

I'm no sportsfan.  There isn't a single sport out there that I yearn to watch when it is in season, so maybe I'm not one to really judge, but you know I will anyway.  I suggest that we do away with golf on basic cable.  They have their own damn channel, is that not enough?  I'm watching AFN (Armed Forces Network) out here and I'm still subjected to the mundaneness (is that even a word?) of golf.

I can deal with the ESPN SportsCenter highlights.  They are actually interesting, but can I get some FoxNews or something?

 

GOLF=DULL